Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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