redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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