well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
My dick has a subreddit
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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