I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
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