Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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