i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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