Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Randomize
