i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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