I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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