god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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