Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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