Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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