you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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