Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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