Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
