I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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