Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Randomize
