This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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