so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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