David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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