Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
is it fun? or sober?
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