Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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