I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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