It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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