You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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