i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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