Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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