If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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