Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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