he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
