hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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