I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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