I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
COCAINE IS GR8
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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