Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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