Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
Randomize
