Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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