i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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