Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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