piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
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