worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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