True but thats because hes a fetus.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
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