Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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