i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
