the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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