My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
Randomize
