you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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