I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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