Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Operation Purity has been aborted
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I currently don't understand fingers.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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