How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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