I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
