I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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